motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
This makes sense.
overall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much
you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up