hoborii
15 | Female | Hong Kong
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self-styled artist, lazy fanatic and professional procrastinator with a penchant for mashed potatoes u q u

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i like friends even though I'm not good at maknig them haha...ha...
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guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

helioscentrifuge:

nox-artemis:

k1ngdra:

FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night

This makes sense.

assanta’s creed

swiftingthrough:

legendary

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

overall looking at boys is a rly rewarding experience. talking to them, Not so much

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"